Sometimes a vacation goes wrong. Okay, invariably something goes wrong on ALL vacations. Kids get cranky, Dad slips and falls, Uncle Lou gets his sandwich stolen by the Blood God Gulls. It happens. So, for your schadenfreude pleasure, I’ve collected them here to let you know you’re not alone…. Of course, there is a dash of awesomeness as well so we don’t all cry in despair of ever having a fabulous holiday again. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-18279321-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-18829648-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @hatecation)http://hatecation.tumblr.com/<a href="http://mildlyamused.tumblr.com/">Someone Reminded Me Tonight That This Blog Is Still In Existence And I Don't Update It Much Anymore But If Anyone Out There Is Still Following Actively Come To My Personal Tumblr For Daily-ish Updates...Or Not.</a>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/20888625145http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/20888625145Tue, 10 Apr 2012 23:22:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m176adPbwg1qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/19635219438http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/19635219438Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:03:48 -0500horse headDisney WorldTower of Terroron-ride photoone of these things is not like the other<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0629vvRfr1qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Frank? Frank! FRANK!!!!</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/18500890620http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/18500890620Wed, 29 Feb 2012 12:05:55 -0600vacationon-ride photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytzbmag2m1qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That’s…definitely a face.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://imgur.com/OCTtK" target="_blank">So my friend doesn’t like rollar coasters…. - Imgur</a>)</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/16983913516http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/16983913516Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:57:22 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0wmXADO1qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everything is under control.</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/10291626951http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/10291626951Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:53:10 -0500vacationwaterfallkayakbad idea<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtg6uGkys1qlqleeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://what-is-this-i-dont-even.tumblr.com/post/10210900952" target="_blank">what-is-this-i-dont-even</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sup3rmutant.tumblr.com/post/10210829200" target="_blank">sup3rmutant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://what-is-this-i-dont-even.tumblr.com/post/10210676997" target="_blank">what-is-this-i-dont-even</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>African Americans are not amused by such trivial things as Roller Coasters.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrj43oEC3u1qjt37a.jpg"/></p> <p>Nope.</p> </blockquote> <p>Omg Lucas</p> </blockquote>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/10210926770http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/10210926770Wed, 14 Sep 2011 15:14:38 -0500vacationracistrollercoasterbored<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqrbuhhdEF1qz581wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/9596471638" target="_blank">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/russian-nightclub-for-kids-is-creepy" target="_blank">Russian Nightclub For Kids Is Creepy<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"></span></span></a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Note to self: Do not vacation in Russia with pre-teens.</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/9597366130http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/9597366130Tue, 30 Aug 2011 15:31:10 -0500kidsRussianightclubWTF<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqeu4px8ab1qmzyy7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/9511323456http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/9511323456Sun, 28 Aug 2011 14:08:57 -0500splash mountainwowgold starall the awardsvacation<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq71jmCFUT1qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/zombies-invade-dorney-park-setting-theme-park-ride-world-record/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:%20laughingsquid%20(Laughing%20Squid)" target="_blank">Zombies Invade Dorney Park, Setting Theme Park Ride World Record</a>)</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/9135775689http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/9135775689Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:11:46 -0500vacationzombiesrollercoastertheme park<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqt4k4uS51qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sadly accurate.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://pleated-jeans.com/2011/07/22/amusement-park-kids-vs-adult/" target="_blank">Amusement Park: Kids vs. Adults |</a>)</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7930818055http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7930818055Fri, 22 Jul 2011 11:14:44 -0500vacationtheme parkamusement parksummer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loncxxTm2l1qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can’t talk. Can’t post. Can’t eat.  Reading A Dance With Dragons.</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7853503064http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7853503064Wed, 20 Jul 2011 14:32:21 -0500vacationdedicationADWDDisneysplash mountain<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnziv9DFGO1qbohddo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>IT’S ON MOTHERFUCKER.</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7425771866http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7425771866Sat, 09 Jul 2011 13:54:34 -0500on-ride photorollercoastervacationtheme park<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnycrxVzkd1qcnzavo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>GODDAMMIT</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7395550509http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7395550509Fri, 08 Jul 2011 17:46:08 -0500vacationwater slidecan only end in tears<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo0xupdOyr1qdqa2bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yay! I’m a llama again! Wait….</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ijzmo/best_picture_of_a_llama_surfing_you_will_see_all/">Source</a></p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7386633704http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7386633704Fri, 08 Jul 2011 11:59:13 -0500vacationsurfingoceanllama you don't go there<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnvl7vh8Cj1qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://imgur.com/Jrhg8" target="_blank">My roommate and I decided to try planking, is he doing it right? - Imgur</a>)</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7272764619http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7272764619Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:38:19 -0500vacationbelly floppoolsummerplankingouch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln81k8omgr1qboi8ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That’s it. I’m done. Internet over. Everyone go home. This is the cutest thing you’ll ever see.</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7120239154http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7120239154Fri, 01 Jul 2011 09:37:41 -0500PlutoDisneyvacationseeing eye dogdead from cute<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkhabVwJq1qbohddo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://flyingscotsman.tumblr.com/post/7053282068" target="_blank">flyingscotsman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pisa trolling</p> </blockquote>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7053322960http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7053322960Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:46:28 -0500vacationcheesyitalypisashopped?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkgd63k5w1qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dammit, isn’t that always the way? You think you got a good photo but nooooo…there’s a corpse in the shot.</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/the-dead-photos">60 More Playing Dead Photos Here!</a></p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7052465046http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7052465046Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:19:54 -0500vacationplaying deadpyramidsEgypt<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnj6vbIv5S1qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>First World Human Rights Violation</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ibwja/i_left_a_note_in_my_hotel_room/">Via</a></p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7031595139http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/7031595139Tue, 28 Jun 2011 21:57:12 -0500hotelY U NO guywi-fivacationfuny note<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lngs94UTZE1qdqa2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Having a private moment. Sorry for repost if you follow my personal Tumblr. You guys, YOU GUYS. My daughter seriously drew this over the weekend. It’s a water slide from the roof of her Maw-Maw’s house into a pool. IT IS CLEARLY A SLIDE.</p>http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/6983374867http://hatecation.tumblr.com/post/6983374867Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:46:16 -0500vacationsummerpoolpenisthat is not what you think it is