Submitted by unguilty-pleasures
Made an Australia one.
My comic got submitted. Yay! :D
i lol’d
Sweet Mother of GOD.
Why doesn’t anything cool ever when I fly? And no, having to pretend I’m a marathon runner to make my flight even though I arrived two hours early doesn’t count.
Pardon me, but do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Jesus and/or health insurance?
No dissemble Johnny 5! Johnny 5 flee to Brazil and claim asylum!
Lisa Simpson is judging you. Do you really need six packs of peanuts?
(Source: blua)
You know what this beach is missing? The deafening roar of a 747 every twenty minutes.
Woe Is Mom
I like everything about what Bekki said, except I have a question: Since when is “motherfucking goddamn vomitous baby crying stupid bitch” only four letters?!
I was officially off Team Morgan when she started calling herself a “poor woman.” Hmm, really? ‘Cuz flying totally sucks when there’s not a crying baby or a barfing woman on board. I’m thinking the true “victims” in this scenario are the poor passengers and the flight attendants who were tasked with cleaning a bathroom reeking of throw up. It’s ironic that Morgan thinks she was so happy to be back on the ground in Chicago. I can think of about 150 other people who were probably even happier!
PS: This is the blog’s 800th post! Aren’t you glad I destroy you with the same imagery I used for the 700th post?!
(submitted by Anonymous)
(Source: stfuparents)
In-Flight Entertainment of the Day: Passengers aboard a Continental Airlines flight from Phoenix to Everett, Washington, engage in an impromptu pillow fight.
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It’s all fun and games until the competitive nature drives one to put a full Mini Coke in a pillowcase.
(Source: thedailywhat)
