#FTFY
You know what? The sun is just as hot up here. Sunbathing on top of the car it is.
(via samuraifrog)
You know, there is this amazing, magical device that looks like a chair but is attached to wires and a gear mechanism. It helps to deliver lazy asses (IE:me) to the top of tall tourist attractions. Hell, you can even charge people an exorbitant fee to ride on it! Walking? Free? What kind of communist country is this?!
Because nothing says vacation like taking out a life insurance policy after discovering your outdoorsy father-in-law loves to climb. Probably booked by the same family that thought THIS was fun.
Nothing says “family fun” like a mile hike at an eighty-eight degree incline. Who booked this fucking trip? Satan?
