How embarrassing. The path isn’t big enough to pass…someone is going to have to backtrack…but who?
Hey look, a moos—-holy shit it’s coming this way! Run! Run like a little girl!
(via samuraifrog)
Jesus Christ it’s a monster, get out of the log flume!
This is what happens when you owe a plane money. Take heed.
This photo was taken by a tourist driving through Yellowstone Park. The news says half mauled, I say zombie bison. We’re all fucked now.
UPDATE: Turns out it was taken by an employee and I can’t read, which cuts down how many miles the virus traveled I suppose. Silver lining!
Yes, That’s A Bear Chasing A Half-Mauled Bison Down A Yellowstone Road
If God had meant for man to fly Jim, he wouldn’t send hordes of malicious winged demons to pluck you out of the sky.
Just sayin’.
