Hatecation

(via Zombies Invade Dorney Park, Setting Theme Park Ride World Record)

Sadly accurate.

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IT’S ON MOTHERFUCKER.

(Source: flyingscotsman)

Fapping challenge #342

thedailywhat:

Splash Mountain Snapshot of the Day: Redditor helicopterboy says: “My friend on splash mountain with a sword… That is all.”

Tonight, we dine AT CAPTAIN JACK’S SEAFOOD SHACK!

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Honestly, at this point I don’t know why anyone takes normal on-ride photos.

Pedobear and Pizza team up to bring us the creepiest sign ride ever.

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ianbrooks:

Urban Decay: Abandoned Gulliver’s Travels Themepark in Japan

Only open for a few years before closing down in 2001, the ruins remained untouched by most human hands - save a few industrious graffiti artists - for several more years before eventually succumbing to the bulldozer of change. But it also shared an interesting neighborhood: such as the nearby landmark of Kamikuishiki village(the former location of the Aum Shinrikyo doomsday cult’s sarin gas manufacturing facilities) and the “Sea of Trees,” a rural forest that also happens to be one of Japan’s premier suicide destinations. Checks out more photos over at weburbanist.

(via: io9)

(Source: ianbrooks)

Dude, you can’t get on water rides without a swimsuit…oh that IS your swimsuit?

tlyudacris:

lol white people

Oh Jesus I can feel my brain pressed against the inside of my skull.

(Source: ripshannon)

Like a boss.